terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):
- the do
- dingle dangle
- frick frack
- happy happy fun time
Bonus: stuck the thingy in the you-know-what
(Source: pissybrat, via dicklish)
Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.
Fact: bill Clinton got his first date with Hillary Rodham by complimenting her flowered skirt and then following her around their college campus.
I don't know why, but I was vaguely intrigued by your bill Clinton appreciation night. Let's make that a thing.
Bill Clinton obsession is contagious. My best friend has a huge obsession with him.
Define “huge”. Unless she has a life size cardboard cutout, it’s not an obsession.
Perhaps my friend with the obsession is a guy that lives with my brother and would probably get punched if he had one